Thursday, Oct. 14, 2004
Dear Diary: Okay, the pressure is on. My gym is offering a free month's membership to the best fitness-related Hallowe'en costume. A Free Month! Last year only one woman dressed up and even though it was the saddest excuse for a costume I have ever seen, she won by default because the rest of us were too slackitudinous to even try. A free month. As you can well imagine, my Inner Cheapskate is now beating her chest and making scary, territorial gorilla sounds. This year That Free Month MUST Be Mine. Except ... well, except ... when it comes to ideas for a fitness-related Hallowe'en costume, um, er, ah ... I got nothing. I know that many of my three loyal readers are creative souls. Throw me a bone, toss me some ideas. There are a few restrictions: 1) I'm cheap so it can't be expensive to make Must. Win. Free. Month. I'm counting on you guys. P.S.�Check out the Oh man. This is going to be hard Goal for 2004: 1,000 miles - 1609 kilometers
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