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2001-06-12
Dear Diary: I walk by the seed displays and really, I do try to exercise a little self control, but those darn lupins get me every time. I am so very gullible.
As each tough little pod cracks open and the tiny plant begins to peek out, I race out to my lupin bed on the other side of the pond and plant it in amongst the others. I tell myself that THIS will be the year, that what I'm planting now will surprise me next spring with a rainbow of colours instead of the purple freakin' lupins I get year after year. The packet promises me a rainbow and what do I end up with? Barney wannabe lupins. Year after year after year … Me? Bitter? Well maybe a little, at least until today, eh. Look closely at that sea of purple lupins--can you see the one that's not like the others, the unexpected present from last year's planting? ![]() Can you see the Waldo of my lupin world?
It's times like that when you really regret not going for the pet orangutan, know what I mean? I'm betting your basic pet orangutan could do a mean conga. Hmmmmm, maybe next year. --Marn
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