My Sordid Past:

Oh, look, Marn go boom - Monday, Jun. 30, 2003
The Codex BBQ Pizza--what the world needs now is pizza, sweet pizza - Sunday, Jun. 29, 2003
Remember, MarnCo Labs--the cutting edge of science, eh - Saturday, Jun. 28, 2003
Just think of us as the Snowy Sodom - Friday, Jun. 27, 2003
Please, please don't make me paint - Thursday, Jun. 26, 2003
Forget garden gnomes, I want a ceramic crack dealer - Wednesday, Jun. 25, 2003
Random acts of senseless kindness - Tuesday, Jun. 24, 2003
Now where did Hallmark put that Get Well Soon From Your Stabbing card? - Saturday, Jun. 21, 2003
Rest in peace, Nukezilla - Friday, Jun. 20, 2003
Let innies marry innies and outies marry outies - Wednesday, Jun. 18, 2003
Methane and crime--oh yes, they can be linked - Monday, Jun. 16, 2003
Not the boss of me - Sunday, Jun. 15, 2003
Quick, cover their eyes - Saturday, Jun. 14, 2003
It was the Haagen Dazs speaking. - Thursday, Jun. 12, 2003
Are we there yet? Huh? HUH? - Tuesday, Jun. 10, 2003
Kick me. Go ahead. I'm used to it. - Monday, Jun. 09, 2003
Forbidden love and global warming. - Saturday, Jun. 07, 2003
Petunias have made me their love slave - Friday, Jun. 06, 2003
Please, somebody, save me from myself - Thursday, Jun. 05, 2003
Just like all the cool kids - Wednesday, Jun. 04, 2003
Bambi, schmambi. Where's my Uzi? - Tuesday, Jun. 03, 2003

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