My Sordid Past:

All I want for Christmas is the same old same old - Thursday, Dec. 30, 2004
210 years down, 210 to go. - Tuesday, Dec. 21, 2004
Forget being earnest, it's the importance of being kind - Monday, Dec. 20, 2004
When in doubt, drink tea - Friday, Dec. 10, 2004
Somewhere in this house there is fruitcake. - Thursday, Dec. 09, 2004
No, NOT THE COOTIES - Sunday, Dec. 05, 2004
Come on feet, don't fail me now. - Friday, Dec. 03, 2004
It's going to be a long winter - Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004
'Tis the season to be jolly - Wednesday, Dec. 01, 2004
He'd never let me live down a bib - Monday, Nov. 29, 2004
Mine, all mine - Wednesday, Nov. 24, 2004
Once the sludge has been rendered lifeless, the rest is quite simple - Thursday, Nov. 18, 2004
But what about Timmy? - Tuesday, Nov. 16, 2004
Buy myself out of bad situations? But of course! - Monday, Nov. 15, 2004
Always look on the bright side, eh? - Friday, Nov. 12, 2004
Salt, fat and garlic. Mmmmmm mmmmm good - Thursday, Nov. 11, 2004
Martha's crown is safe as along as I'm around - Saturday, Nov. 06, 2004
Not a spectator sport - Monday, Nov. 01, 2004

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