October 31, 2002
Diaryland Trading Cards!
Description: A woman of many words, two or three of which actually make sense. Born in 1951, so picture slightly out of date. Strengths: I'm proud of discovering the double helix shape of DNA, developing the Theory of Relativity, winning the Iditarod and my starring role in Some Like It Hot. Hey, if you don't believe me, I have pictures. Weaknesses: I have chocolate issues. Special Skills: Well, I was a Jedi Knight. No. Really. I was. There's a picture. Weapons: Um, er, ah ... when I put a glow-in-the-dark condom on the spousal unit, I can put a whole new spin on the term "Light Sabre". Motto:: I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a chocolate bar today. Point me to your card, and I'll add it):
Want to delve into my sordid past? She's mellllllllllllllting - Wednesday, Feb. 15, 2012 - Back off, Buble - Monday, Dec. 19, 2011 - Dispersed - Monday, Nov. 28, 2011 - Nothing comes for free - Monday, Nov. 21, 2011 - None of her business - Friday, Nov. 04, 2011 - .:Adventures In Oz:. .:12% Beer:. .:Links:. .:Host:. .:Archives:.
This template is a riff on a design by the truly talented Quinn. Because I'm a html 'tard, I got alot of pity coding to modify it from Ms. Kittay, a woman who can make html roll over, beg, and bring her her slippers. The logo goodness comes from the God of Graphics, the Fuhrer of Fonts, the one, the only El Presidente. I smooch you all. The background image is part of a painting called Higher Calling by Carter Goodrich which graced the cover of the Aug. 3, 1998 issue of The New Yorker Magazine. Kids, don't try viewing this at home without Netscape 6 or IE 4.5+, a screen resolution of 800 X 600 and the font Mead Bold firmly ensconced on your hard drive. �2000, 2001, 2002 Marn. This is me, dagnabbit. You be you. |