Wednesday, May. 28, 2003
Dear Diary:

When the spousal unit comes home at night, we share little tidbits about our respective days as we make supper.

The big news about my day yesterday was my Adventures in Worm Wrangling, of course. I mentioned how goofy I must have looked during my morning run as I meandered all over the road and did these stupid little hop thingies to miss worm clusters. I even admitted that I'd moved worms during my walking intervals.

He eyed me solemnly.

A lesser man would have either:

a) passed out cold on the floor from the tedium of the story or

b) run screaming from the house, convinced that I'd finally crossed that oh so tenuous line between charming eccentricity and full blown barking madness.

Instead, he said, and I quote: "It could have been a wormageddon, eh?"

This, THIS is why I am his love slave.

After Bartacus e-mailed me with the information that the word 'wormitude' is sadly under used on the 'net, I decided to Google wormageddon, figuring the spousal unit would have a lock on it. Surely no one but Mr. Wangitude had ever thought of that pun, right?

WRONG!

There is even a death metal CD with that title! A DEATH METAL CD!

One minute, you think you're married to the man who's coined One of the Best Puns Ever and the next you realize that it's oh so five minutes ago.

You CANNOT imagine my disappointment over this turn of events.

Oh well, I guess I'll keep him anyway.

--Marn

Mileage on the Marnometer: 281.9 miles (453.6 kilometers) Ten percent there rubber duck.Ten percent there rubber duck.Ten percent there rubber duck.Ten percent there rubber duck. Half way smooch
Goal for 2003: 500 miles - 804.5 kilometers

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