Thursday, Mar. 07, 2002
Dear Diary:

Now I know that when my three loyal readers hear the phrase "hot sexy bitch" they immediately follow it with the word "Marn" because, well, what COULD be hotter than a middle-aged woman droning on about gardening, her cats and working out at her gym?

Exactly.

But you know, the strain of pouring out all that molten sensuality is getting to me. Frankly, being a hootchie momma is hard work and I Am Ready To Pass On The Torch.

So, from now on, please think of Rudey as your hot sexy bitch.

Look, I realize that a young, 20-something woman with a vast collection of thong panties really can't hold a candle to the raw, unbridled passions that can be unleashed by a 50-something woman fretting about squirrels raiding her bird feeders. I know that.

But People, Sometimes We Have To Make Sacrifices.

Oh, and don't worry. Even though I no longer want to be your Personal Love Goddess, we can still be friends, eh.

--Marn

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