Wednesday, May. 01, 2002
El President materialized on my ICQ screen, as he is wont to do from time to time. I'd mentioned a while back that May is International Masturbation Month and I'd begged him to make me some banners.
I mean, if there's an event that cries out for banners, I think we can all agree it's International Masturbation Month, right?
"I have banners for yooooooooooou!" he messaged. "I threw in some of my own ideas. There are 8 total, I know you said no graphics were necessary but ... :) Feel free to use any of them you like. Are you busy? Can I send them now?"
"I am NEVER too busy for anything involving masturbation," I messaged back. "I said that with a straight face, too :)"
"LMAO... okay, here they, uh... come. Damn unintentional puns," he teased.
Feel free to grab any of the goodness below. Some are um, er, ah more adult than others, and there is monkey spanking mentioned in one which is soooooo against everything The Legion of Twelve Percent Beer stands for, but, well, I'm an ecumenical woman it's only fair to let El President express his views, too, eh.
May. Eight more reasons to love the month, eh.
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