Saturday, Mar. 01, 2003
Dear Diary:

Maestro, can I have a drum roll, please?

YOU GUYS DID IT, EH!

Yep, sometime overnight Google registered all the wangitude you've given me and it declared the spousal unit its go to guy for wangitude:

Mr. Wangitude. I am the consort of Mr. Wangitude. Be still my beating heart.

(I apologize for the blur, but it's hard to get a clean screen capture involving so much detail.)

I still can't get over it. 3,083,324,652 web pages searched by Google and thanks to you, my three loyal readers, mentions of the spousal unit completely fill the coveted opening screen now.

Mr. Wangitude. You made him Google's Mr. Wangitude, which is just about the goofiest gift you could give someone for their 50th birthday and I smooch you all many, many times for doing this. Come April 25 there will be a horrendously embarrassed man yelling at me for doing such an outrageous thing to him.

Tee hee.

In the meantime, remember:

All The Wangitude Are Belong To Us.

--Marn

Oh, and just because I like the words: Galactic toss monkey.

Mileage on the Marnometer: 115.91 miles (186.5 kilometers) Ten percent there rubber duck.Ten percent there rubber duck.
Goal for 2003: 500 miles - 804.5 kilometers

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I'm a finalist. I expect to see monkeys flying out of my butt any minute.

Thanks for nominating The Big Adventure for a Diarist.net award. Congrats to all who were nominated, especially my pal and inspiration Bev and the one, the only Weetabix.

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