Dear Diary:
The spousal unit and I pay over $50 a month for our satellite TV program packages. Now you would think that for that kind of money we would have endless programming that we would want to watch.
You would be so very, very wrong. We get offered an enormous amount of dreck.
Sometimes, though, we get dreck that is so insanely stupid that it cracks us up. To whit (and I photographed it because I knew that no one would believe me about this movie):
Yes, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, a movie in which Jesus uses kung fu to wipe out a horde of bloodsuckers who attack lesbians.
I'll leave it up to you to figure out your own "Jesus Saves"-related punch line.
--Marn
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