Well, since our recent front porch renovation didn't manage to bust up our marriage, Paul and I have decided to tempt fate once again and start another renovation project, putting a new roof on the place.

I think the phrase "too stupid to live" probably applies here.

And for the record I would like to state that the colour of paint on our porch is NOT called pre-menopausal crazy wife red, despite what my spousal unit says to the contrary.

I personally think calling the colour just plain red will do perfectly well, thank you very much.

And while we're on the topic of colour, I think that calling Moby Table pre-menopausal crazy wife turquoise is completely unnecessary, too.

Further bulletins as events progress.