My Sordid Past:

She's mellllllllllllllting - Wednesday, Feb. 15, 2012
Back off, Buble - Monday, Dec. 19, 2011
Dispersed - Monday, Nov. 28, 2011
Nothing comes for free - Monday, Nov. 21, 2011
None of her business - Friday, Nov. 04, 2011
And then she was gone - Tuesday, Nov. 01, 2011
Stay away from Dr. Google - Monday, Oct. 03, 2011
Exponential Cannas - Saturday, Oct. 01, 2011
It could have been worse - Wednesday, Aug. 31, 2011
Eeny McStinkerton - Saturday, Aug. 27, 2011
Sometimes it's hard to be a gardener - Thursday, Aug. 04, 2011
Ketchup helps alot - Tuesday, Jun. 21, 2011
It was easier to pick a name for the daughter - Sunday, Jun. 19, 2011
There goes the neighbourhood - Tuesday, Apr. 26, 2011
Let's not weaken - Thursday, Apr. 21, 2011
Sawtime for Bonzo - Tuesday, Feb. 15, 2011
We never learn - Monday, Feb. 14, 2011
Tacky, with a chance of glitter showers - Friday, Dec. 10, 2010
Robo brush woman - Monday, Dec. 06, 2010
Totally worth the bickering - Friday, Dec. 03, 2010
Adios, Frick and Frack - Wednesday, Dec. 01, 2010
Watch the wishes - Monday, Jul. 05, 2010
Please, never again - Friday, Jul. 02, 2010
This hippie dippy moment brought to you by - Thursday, May. 20, 2010
Shiny shiny good good - Monday, May. 17, 2010
Don't get ett, little cat - Thursday, May. 13, 2010
Yeesh - Tuesday, May. 11, 2010
Dignity is a highly overrated commodity - Wednesday, May. 05, 2010
Sometimes there is magic - Monday, May. 03, 2010
Things are getting a bit Flintstone-ish around here - Thursday, Apr. 22, 2010
This is not funny - Tuesday, Mar. 16, 2010
It ain't mellow yellow - Sunday, Mar. 14, 2010
A manual, a manual my kingdom for a manual - Monday, Jan. 04, 2010
I try not to smirk - Sunday, Jan. 03, 2010
Plan F - Tuesday, Dec. 15, 2009
Stay Tuned For Plan F - Monday, Dec. 14, 2009
Finished. Who'd a thunk it, eh? - Tuesday, Dec. 08, 2009
Be careful what you wish for. - Friday, Dec. 04, 2009
I'll show you where you can put that wood grenade - Tuesday, Nov. 24, 2009
Hot steaming cup o' pestilence. - Monday, Nov. 02, 2009
Why become a weapon of mass destruction? - Thursday, Oct. 29, 2009
Dig dig dig. Build build build. - Tuesday, Oct. 27, 2009
Et tu, hosta? - Tuesday, Sept. 22, 2009
Summer of '09 - Sunday, Sept. 20, 2009
Hop to it, tadpoles - Tuesday, Jun. 02, 2009
Her cat door fu is strong - Thursday, May. 28, 2009
Well played, deer, well played. - Wednesday, May. 06, 2009
Riding the short bus - Friday, May. 01, 2009
Resistance is futile - Friday, Apr. 17, 2009
Clearly the winter is getting to us - Monday, Jan. 19, 2009
The spirit is willing, but the flesh, well we'll see about that - Sunday, Jan. 18, 2009
There might be a procrastination field involved - Tuesday, Jan. 13, 2009
Let's go with Supposition A, shall we? - Saturday, Dec. 13, 2008
16 down, 84 to go - Friday, Dec. 12, 2008
Puck? You haven't seen from puck, mister - Sunday, Nov. 23, 2008
Sniffing out the crazy? - Thursday, Nov. 20, 2008
Nobody ever said that progress is pretty. - Monday, Nov. 17, 2008
Like Lassie, only cranky and a cat - Tuesday, Nov. 04, 2008
Do they have wildlife anger management classes? - Tuesday, Sept. 02, 2008
Me, I like to play in the dirt - Monday, Aug. 25, 2008
So much for my mad gardening skillz, eh? - Monday, Jul. 21, 2008
Didn't kill her in her sleep - Wednesday, Jul. 09, 2008
Oh Acme, where are your WMD kits? - Wednesday, Jun. 25, 2008
Gloating. It is the gloating that will kill me. - Thursday, Jun. 19, 2008
I'll have to check Google Maps - Sunday, Jun. 01, 2008
At least there's the cats to grumble to, eh - Wednesday, May. 28, 2008
Just three more years - Friday, May. 23, 2008
Alarmingly giddy - Thursday, May. 22, 2008
Better to have loved and lost - Tuesday, May. 20, 2008
Be careful of what you wish for - Monday, May. 19, 2008
Why is this so hard? - Thursday, May. 15, 2008
A garden of tiny things - Sunday, May. 11, 2008
Truthiness. I love the truthiness. - Friday, May. 09, 2008
My father's daughter - Thursday, May. 08, 2008
Rumours of my death have been greatly exagerated - Tuesday, Apr. 29, 2008
Beyond porn, and on to sublime - Thursday, Mar. 20, 2008
No need to mention this to the hostas, right? - Monday, Feb. 25, 2008
Accept no substitutes - Thursday, Feb. 21, 2008
Happiness out of tragedy - Wednesday, Feb. 20, 2008
Think of me as a kitty treat - Monday, Feb. 04, 2008
Only temporary - Sunday, Feb. 03, 2008
Just think of me as posteriorly challenged - Wednesday, Jan. 16, 2008
Me love you long time, eh - Sunday, Jan. 13, 2008
We have yet to get one right this year. - Saturday, Jan. 12, 2008
Turkey envy is an ugly thing. - Wednesday, Jan. 09, 2008
Really, I didn't mean to almost cream that woman with the ez curl bar - Tuesday, Jan. 08, 2008
Mock Cherry Pie Paper Boats - Friday, Dec. 21, 2007
Hello crazy my old friend - Wednesday, Dec. 19, 2007
Let's raise a glass, eh? - Thursday, Dec. 06, 2007
Pygmies. Mental Midgets. - Thursday, Nov. 29, 2007
What goes in must come out - Sunday, Oct. 21, 2007
Groupies. Who knew? - Friday, Oct. 19, 2007
Maybe it's vintage - Sunday, Oct. 14, 2007
Do they make kitty Grillz? - Thursday, Oct. 04, 2007
Change is not my friend - Tuesday, Oct. 02, 2007
Where else do you make friends with brocolli? - Monday, Oct. 01, 2007
Man, why can't I stay in my comfortable rut? - Wednesday, Sept. 26, 2007
Wouldn't want to miss this boat - Sunday, Sept. 23, 2007
Done. No. Really. I mean it. - Tuesday, Sept. 18, 2007
Mammaries, how I love ya, how I love ya, my dear old mammaries - Monday, Sept. 17, 2007
No easy choices - Thursday, Sept. 13, 2007
Isn't death overkill? - Monday, Sept. 03, 2007
Maybe it's time to think about another hobby - Friday, Aug. 24, 2007
Poo - Wednesday, Aug. 15, 2007
Whadya mean, we don't have to do it all this year? - Friday, Jul. 27, 2007
Whadya mean, glass half full? - Thursday, Jun. 28, 2007
Size can matter - Saturday, Jun. 23, 2007
Some spiders were hurt in the making of this entry - Friday, Jun. 22, 2007
And then his footwear started to dissolve - Wednesday, Jun. 20, 2007
Rock around the clock - Thursday, May. 17, 2007
Oh my gosh my golly. - Tuesday, Apr. 24, 2007
Gluteus less flatimus - Friday, Apr. 20, 2007
The Little Tuba That Could - Tuesday, Apr. 17, 2007
A watched onion never caramelizes - Thursday, Apr. 05, 2007
Chinese Hand Trap - Monday, Apr. 02, 2007
If they had thumbs they'd have cubicles - Thursday, Mar. 29, 2007
Tiger, tiger burning bright - Saturday, Mar. 24, 2007
Really, I should just put the vet on retainer - Thursday, Mar. 15, 2007
Orange you glad I didn't say banana? - Monday, Mar. 12, 2007
Monkey fluids - Thursday, Mar. 08, 2007
Whatever you need to tell yourself - Monday, Feb. 26, 2007
50 Billion Plus Friendly Bacteria. - Friday, Feb. 23, 2007
Gagging, starving and probing, here I come. - Tuesday, Feb. 20, 2007
Moving on - Tuesday, Jan. 30, 2007
I can't begin to tell you how very wrong that felt. - Wednesday, Dec. 27, 2006
Yep, just when I think I know what's coming next - Thursday, Dec. 21, 2006
All I want for Christmas is you - Tuesday, Dec. 19, 2006
I may need a tongue transplant when this is over. - Wednesday, Dec. 13, 2006
That you have to admire - Thursday, Dec. 07, 2006
Tell me what I need to hear - Saturday, Nov. 25, 2006
Kiss off Kyoto - Tuesday, Nov. 21, 2006
It's not you, Harrison. It's me. - Friday, Nov. 17, 2006
There's gravity and then there's Norma - Thursday, Nov. 16, 2006
These boots are made for walkin' - Monday, Nov. 13, 2006
Kentucky - Tuesday, Oct. 31, 2006
You can never have too many dead men - Saturday, Oct. 28, 2006
The final score: Marn 2, Turkey 2 - Monday, Oct. 09, 2006
Life turns on a dime - Monday, Sept. 18, 2006
The apples did not fall far from the tree - Wednesday, Sept. 13, 2006
BeanStock 2006 Continues - Tuesday, Aug. 22, 2006
BeanStock 2006 - Sunday, Aug. 20, 2006
You have to laugh - Wednesday, Aug. 16, 2006
Oh, to have a Richard Gere smooch - Friday, Aug. 11, 2006
I'm dying, she said, said she. - Monday, Jul. 17, 2006
She'll bury us all - Friday, Jun. 30, 2006
I should be so weak - Wednesday, Jun. 28, 2006
The Things We Do For Love - Wednesday, Jun. 21, 2006
Hostapalooza, part the two - Friday, Jun. 16, 2006
Hostapalooza, part the one - Tuesday, May. 23, 2006
A job well done - Tuesday, May. 16, 2006
The sad thing is, I'm excited - Thursday, Apr. 20, 2006
Be gentle with me - Friday, Apr. 14, 2006
For a pill I expect them to hum to me - Thursday, Mar. 30, 2006
Tiny perfect little weapons of mass destruction - Tuesday, Mar. 28, 2006
Baby Steps - Thursday, Mar. 23, 2006
It is not a crown he wears lightly - Thursday, Mar. 16, 2006
I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me - Monday, Feb. 27, 2006
Oh the weather outside was frightful, but inside ... - Monday, Feb. 20, 2006
I pinch myself - Wednesday, Feb. 15, 2006
It's going to be a hard day for me. - Monday, Feb. 13, 2006
Where do I sign up? - Monday, Feb. 06, 2006
Vancouver dreaming on such a winter's day - Wednesday, Feb. 01, 2006
And who says the universe doesn’t have a sense of humour, eh? - Sunday, Jan. 29, 2006
Happy Birthday Dear Queerscribe - Tuesday, Jan. 24, 2006
What a difference a few days can make - Monday, Jan. 23, 2006
Just let me kiss my health insurance card - Sunday, Jan. 15, 2006
Neither my body nor my cat love me anymore - Sunday, Aug. 31, 2003

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