My Sordid Past:

A garden of tiny things - Sunday, May. 11, 2008
Truthiness. I love the truthiness. - Friday, May. 09, 2008
My father's daughter - Thursday, May. 08, 2008
Rumours of my death have been greatly exagerated - Tuesday, Apr. 29, 2008
Beyond porn, and on to sublime - Thursday, Mar. 20, 2008
No need to mention this to the hostas, right? - Monday, Feb. 25, 2008
Accept no substitutes - Thursday, Feb. 21, 2008
Happiness out of tragedy - Wednesday, Feb. 20, 2008
Think of me as a kitty treat - Monday, Feb. 04, 2008
Only temporary - Sunday, Feb. 03, 2008
Just think of me as posteriorly challenged - Wednesday, Jan. 16, 2008
Me love you long time, eh - Sunday, Jan. 13, 2008
We have yet to get one right this year. - Saturday, Jan. 12, 2008
Turkey envy is an ugly thing. - Wednesday, Jan. 09, 2008
Really, I didn't mean to almost cream that woman with the ez curl bar - Tuesday, Jan. 08, 2008
Mock Cherry Pie Paper Boats - Friday, Dec. 21, 2007
Hello crazy my old friend - Wednesday, Dec. 19, 2007
Let's raise a glass, eh? - Thursday, Dec. 06, 2007
Pygmies. Mental Midgets. - Thursday, Nov. 29, 2007
What goes in must come out - Sunday, Oct. 21, 2007
Groupies. Who knew? - Friday, Oct. 19, 2007
Maybe it's vintage - Sunday, Oct. 14, 2007
Do they make kitty Grillz? - Thursday, Oct. 04, 2007
Change is not my friend - Tuesday, Oct. 02, 2007
Where else do you make friends with brocolli? - Monday, Oct. 01, 2007
Man, why can't I stay in my comfortable rut? - Wednesday, Sept. 26, 2007
Wouldn't want to miss this boat - Sunday, Sept. 23, 2007
Done. No. Really. I mean it. - Tuesday, Sept. 18, 2007
Mammaries, how I love ya, how I love ya, my dear old mammaries - Monday, Sept. 17, 2007
No easy choices - Thursday, Sept. 13, 2007
Isn't death overkill? - Monday, Sept. 03, 2007
Maybe it's time to think about another hobby - Friday, Aug. 24, 2007
Poo - Wednesday, Aug. 15, 2007
Whadya mean, we don't have to do it all this year? - Friday, Jul. 27, 2007
Whadya mean, glass half full? - Thursday, Jun. 28, 2007
Size can matter - Saturday, Jun. 23, 2007
Some spiders were hurt in the making of this entry - Friday, Jun. 22, 2007
And then his footwear started to dissolve - Wednesday, Jun. 20, 2007
Rock around the clock - Thursday, May. 17, 2007
Oh my gosh my golly. - Tuesday, Apr. 24, 2007
Gluteus less flatimus - Friday, Apr. 20, 2007
The Little Tuba That Could - Tuesday, Apr. 17, 2007
A watched onion never caramelizes - Thursday, Apr. 05, 2007
Chinese Hand Trap - Monday, Apr. 02, 2007
If they had thumbs they'd have cubicles - Thursday, Mar. 29, 2007
Tiger, tiger burning bright - Saturday, Mar. 24, 2007
Really, I should just put the vet on retainer - Thursday, Mar. 15, 2007
Orange you glad I didn't say banana? - Monday, Mar. 12, 2007
Monkey fluids - Thursday, Mar. 08, 2007
Whatever you need to tell yourself - Monday, Feb. 26, 2007
50 Billion Plus Friendly Bacteria. - Friday, Feb. 23, 2007
Gagging, starving and probing, here I come. - Tuesday, Feb. 20, 2007
Moving on - Tuesday, Jan. 30, 2007
I can't begin to tell you how very wrong that felt. - Wednesday, Dec. 27, 2006
Yep, just when I think I know what's coming next - Thursday, Dec. 21, 2006
All I want for Christmas is you - Tuesday, Dec. 19, 2006
I may need a tongue transplant when this is over. - Wednesday, Dec. 13, 2006
That you have to admire - Thursday, Dec. 07, 2006
Tell me what I need to hear - Saturday, Nov. 25, 2006
Kiss off Kyoto - Tuesday, Nov. 21, 2006
It's not you, Harrison. It's me. - Friday, Nov. 17, 2006
There's gravity and then there's Norma - Thursday, Nov. 16, 2006
These boots are made for walkin' - Monday, Nov. 13, 2006
Kentucky - Tuesday, Oct. 31, 2006
You can never have too many dead men - Saturday, Oct. 28, 2006
The final score: Marn 2, Turkey 2 - Monday, Oct. 09, 2006
Life turns on a dime - Monday, Sept. 18, 2006
The apples did not fall far from the tree - Wednesday, Sept. 13, 2006
BeanStock 2006 Continues - Tuesday, Aug. 22, 2006
BeanStock 2006 - Sunday, Aug. 20, 2006
You have to laugh - Wednesday, Aug. 16, 2006
Oh, to have a Richard Gere smooch - Friday, Aug. 11, 2006
I'm dying, she said, said she. - Monday, Jul. 17, 2006
She'll bury us all - Friday, Jun. 30, 2006
I should be so weak - Wednesday, Jun. 28, 2006
The Things We Do For Love - Wednesday, Jun. 21, 2006
Hostapalooza, part the two - Friday, Jun. 16, 2006
Hostapalooza, part the one - Tuesday, May. 23, 2006
A job well done - Tuesday, May. 16, 2006
The sad thing is, I'm excited - Thursday, Apr. 20, 2006
Be gentle with me - Friday, Apr. 14, 2006
For a pill I expect them to hum to me - Thursday, Mar. 30, 2006
Tiny perfect little weapons of mass destruction - Tuesday, Mar. 28, 2006
Baby Steps - Thursday, Mar. 23, 2006
It is not a crown he wears lightly - Thursday, Mar. 16, 2006
I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me - Monday, Feb. 27, 2006
Oh the weather outside was frightful, but inside ... - Monday, Feb. 20, 2006
I pinch myself - Wednesday, Feb. 15, 2006
It's going to be a hard day for me. - Monday, Feb. 13, 2006
Where do I sign up? - Monday, Feb. 06, 2006
Vancouver dreaming on such a winter's day - Wednesday, Feb. 01, 2006
And who says the universe doesn’t have a sense of humour, eh? - Sunday, Jan. 29, 2006
Happy Birthday Dear Queerscribe - Tuesday, Jan. 24, 2006
What a difference a few days can make - Monday, Jan. 23, 2006
Just let me kiss my health insurance card - Sunday, Jan. 15, 2006
Neither my body nor my cat love me anymore - Sunday, Aug. 31, 2003