My Sordid Past:

Ignore the 500 pound gorilla in the corner of the room, please - Wednesday, Jun. 30, 2004
Windows fall down - Thursday, Jun. 24, 2004
Smurfette was in da house - Sunday, Jun. 20, 2004
What would Lassie do? - Friday, Jun. 18, 2004
Get that woman an intervention, STAT - Monday, Jun. 14, 2004
She has fled the country to some Offshore Trophy Swiping Haven. - Thursday, Jun. 10, 2004
It's lovely, it's shiny and it's MINE - Sunday, Jun. 06, 2004
Oh yeah? OH YEAH? I did too see a wild boar! - Friday, Jun. 04, 2004
Well, at least the dog is slimming down - Thursday, Jun. 03, 2004
Snitty plants and screaming frogs. Just another day in the neighbourhood - Friday, May. 28, 2004
Tile number 29, Tile number 30 - Thursday, May. 20, 2004
Skeletor, schmeletor - Thursday, May. 13, 2004
Tiptoe through the tulips, dash through the daffodils - Wednesday, May. 12, 2004
Must. Grow. Things. - Tuesday, May. 11, 2004
Next time, don't use a freaking camera - Monday, May. 10, 2004

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