My Sordid Past:

Where *did* I put my walker? - Friday, Jan. 31, 2003
Rubber Ducky, you're the one - Thursday, Jan. 30, 2003
At least Beaker understands me - Tuesday, January 28, 2003
Crew, set your brains to stunned - Sunday, January 26, 2003
To pee or not to pee, that is the question. - Friday, January 24, 2003
Blame Alaska--you know you want to - Thursday, January 23, 2003
I am seriously considering a shrine - Wednesday, January 22, 2003
Think whoopee cushion with a pulse - Tuesday, January 21, 2003
Give me down to there hair - Friday, January 17, 2003
Menopause--better than the PMS - Thursday, January 16, 2003
These are a few of his favourite things - Tuesday, January 14, 2003
Play with the big kids, or stick by myself? Hrm. - Monday, January 13, 2002
I know why Cookie Monster is blue - Sunday, January 12, 2003
All of me wishes it was simpler sometimes - Saturday, January 11, 2003
The best things in life are chocolate - Thursday, January 9, 2003
Inner Gorillas can make burning butts - Tuesday, January 7, 2003
Dancers, ear loppers and tatty Santas - Monday, January 6, 2003
He don't bring me flowers, but he shovels out the driveway - Sunday, January 5, 2003
Giddy with samosas - Friday, January 3, 2003
Come on feet, don't fail me now - Thursday, January 2, 2003
The 500 Mile Project gets ever spookier - Wednesday, January 1, 2003
Arias, reprieves and mutual non-aggression pacts - Wednesday, January 1, 2003

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