Sunday, Sept. 29, 2002
He was surfing the tee vee guide for the satellite, looking to see when the Forsyte Saga began, when he saw that Disney was showing Peter Pan.
"That was my first crush," the spousal unit said. I cocked an eyebrow. Were we talking about a boy in green tights here? Nope.
It turns out that Wendy, that wanton strumpet, was the first woman to steal the spousal unit's heart.
And to think I believed I knew everything there was to know about him, eh?
Since it was clearly time to unmask our sordid pasts, I confessed that as a child I had crushed on Johnny Weismuller as Tarzan.
Wendy and Tarzan. My, my, my but times have changed since then, huh?
Want to delve into my sordid past?
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