So early this morning I got reminded of an old riddle, one that goes like this:
What's the difference between sex with a prostitute, sex with your mistress and sex with your wife?
Well a prostitute says, "Are you done yet?"
A mistress says, "Ready to go again?"
And a wife says, "Honey, do you think we should paint the ceiling yellow?"
Well, I'm a gardener, home decorating isn't exactly my forté. I said, "Oh, look, my zinnias have germinated!"
There was this pause, and then we both started to laugh so hard that we collapsed like a house of cards.
A lesser man would have thrown in the towel at this point. Fortunately, the guy who floats my boat has both a great sense of humour and a deep commitment to finishing whatever he starts.
Oh yes, Tuesday is definitely my favourite day so far this week.
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