����So early this morning I got reminded of an old riddle, one that goes like this:

����What's the difference between sex with a prostitute, sex with your mistress and sex with your wife?

����Well a prostitute says, "Are you done yet?"

����A mistress says, "Ready to go again?"

����And a wife says, "Honey, do you think we should paint the ceiling yellow?"

����Well, I'm a gardener, home decorating isn't exactly my fort�. I said, "Oh, look, my zinnias have germinated!"

����There was this pause, and then we both started to laugh so hard that we collapsed like a house of cards.

����A lesser man would have thrown in the towel at this point. Fortunately, the guy who floats my boat has both a great sense of humour and a deep commitment to finishing whatever he starts.

����Oh yes, Tuesday is definitely my favourite day so far this week.