Okay, so when did they rescind the rule that a superhero's girlfriend is a nipple free zone? Huh? HUH?

The spousal unit and I went to see Spiderman tonight and I must tell you that I am dismayed and appalled by the flaunting of Mary Jane's mammarian goodness throughout this movie.

Can anyone explain to me how The Superhero Believability Committee allowed the gang attack in the rain scene involving Spidey's girlfriend, Mary Jane? The one where her skin tight outfit becomes soaked and makes her look like a veteran of the wet t-shirt contest circuit?

And I'm sorry, but what's the deal with all the random flaunting of the M.J. cleavage?

Excuse me? Excuuuuuuse me? Am I the ONLY person on the planet old enough to remember that Rule No. 1 for a superhero's girlfriend is that she Must At All Times Be A Good Girl?

Look, I'm no prude and heck I've even seen nekkid people in movies believe it or not! Yes, yes I have.

That said, I firmly believe that certain basic rules are necessary for peace, order and good government. Break these basic rules and it could mean the end of civilization as we know it.

So for the love of all that is holy, I think that we can all agree that when they film the Spiderman sequels they MUST return Mary Jane to the nipple free zone she was always meant to be.

Oh, and it wouldn't hurt if they could find a villain that had more to him than a deranged cackle, too, eh.