My Sordid Past:
2004 -- Shaping up to be the Year of the Blister - Wednesday, Dec. 31, 2003
November & December, 2005
Cow splat brownies -- you don't see them everywhere - Monday, Dec. 29, 2003
It may be a spider hole, but it does have designer paint, eh - Monday, Dec. 22, 2003
The leaky wheel gets the grease - Saturday, Dec. 20, 2003
To pee or not to pee, that again is the question - Tuesday, Dec. 16, 2003
Dig dig dig dig (sing it to the Monty Python Spam song) - Monday, Dec. 15, 2003
So there I was, with a kleenex half hanging out of my nose - Wednesday, Dec. 10, 2003
Pinch me. Someone is going to pinch me. - Saturday, Dec. 06, 2003
Liberace, eat your heart out - Thursday, Dec. 04, 2003
What's it all about, Elfie? - Wednesday, Dec. 03, 2003
WEARING A CONDOM NEVER KILLED ANYONE, YOU DIMWITS. - Monday, Dec. 01, 2003
Power bleeding--really, it's just a matter of time before it's an Olympic sport, eh - Friday, Nov. 28, 2003
Pie no more and let's get physical - Thursday, Nov. 27, 2003
Buy shares in Kleenex. It is only going to get worse. - Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2003
Anybody got some shiny beads? - Thursday, Nov. 20, 2003
In my next life, stud magnet - Wednesday, Nov. 19, 2003
Orange ain't pretty, but dead is worse - Tuesday, Nov. 18, 2003
PowerPoint--nothing else measures up - Thursday, Nov. 13, 2003
Number One, make it so - Saturday, Nov. 08, 2003
Quads, a vastly underappreciated muscle - Friday, Nov. 07, 2003
Four lanes of smooth blacktop - Thursday, Nov. 06, 2003
C'mon feet, don't fail me now - Wednesday, Nov. 05, 2003
Gossips with gonads - Tuesday, Nov. 04, 2003
Here Snickers, Snickers, Snickers - Monday, Nov. 03, 2003
A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse - Sunday, Nov. 02, 2003
September & October, 2005
July & August, 2005
May & June, 2005
March & April, 2005
January & February, 2005
November & December, 2004
September & October, 2004
July & August, 2004
May & June, 2004
March & April, 2004
January & February, 2004
November & December, 2003
September & October, 2003
August, September 2001
June, July 2001
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